Dear Potty,
Today my coffee kicked in pretty urgently so I got to the bathroom, handled my business. I was happy with the body cleanse that ensued, but then it happened...The potty kept pulling my butt back for more action. I ended up being in there for AT LEAST 20 minutes. Potty pulls are the worst because you think you're done, then you stand up and WAM! Intense serious poot pangs hit and you feel like your world as you know it is ending.
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