Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Dear Potty │ 71

(via text)

Dear Potty,

Only you would appreciate this...Thought I could slip a silent fart out in the lunch room. I stand corrected.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Let it Flow

Dear Potty,

Yesterday I attended an event for Pinterest. These cool chicks we met asked what kind of blog I wrote. A smirk escaped as I started explaining to them how the Potty Diary came to be. You'd think girls would squirm and find away to get a way from the weird girl with the poop issues, but I find ladies love the loo!

They started talking to me about their own corporate job bathrooms and how the people who frequented them were weirdos with weird tee tee ticks too.

Everyone should feel comfortable talking about the potty. That's how I feel. One day the world shall be potty mouth open and my butt shall sing with joy.

Friday, June 3, 2011


Dear Potty,

I sat in the bathroom...ploppin away while playing on my iPhone. As I was leaving, a coworker sweetly yelled from her stall, "Bye Tishyyyyyy..." like she was calling me out. I got her though! I yelled back, "Bye Weezie! Hope you enjoyed my ploppy plops!"

I could hear multiple women laughing as the door swung shut. BooYaaaaaa haters!

Thursday, June 2, 2011


Is that a frog in your pants or are you just gassy to see me?!

Wednesday, June 1, 2011


Dear Potty,

Why is it that the public bathrooms in airports are so darn fast?! I swear I have to basically leap with cheetah speed to avoid the poop/pee spray that accompanies an automatic flush and that's just not cool, man...not cool.