Twilight Question

This IS an important question...When Aunt Flow calls Bella, does she have to stay away from the vampires?! How does THAT work?!

A Conversation

B: Anyone who adores cupcakes and cashmere together can't be mean...now there are some others..I just don't like.

Me: Like poop and heat?

Official Monster

I walked into the restroom and someone (won't name names) would NOT go to the bathroom because she thought I'd update my page with how her pee pee sounds. :) I'm officially a monster.