Hellooooo!

Still here...Still waiting for some innocent woman to head into the potty room and give me some goodie good ish to write about...mwahahahaaaa

Little Love Notes...

Poo-Pourri

Clever Name.Clever Product

Farts Worse than its Bite

I love the expression on this pup's face after the first toot sounds off.

Quote of the Day

May your life be like toilet paper...Long and useful. ~Who knows

Fancy Potty

KCRW: Battle for the Bottom

#72: Bruce Leakin' Out

Dear Potty,

Did I ever tell you that one time in karate class when I was younger, I tooted like 3-4 times in the middle of one of the tests? I couldn’t control it!

Needless to say I was messing with a belt after that, but it wasn't a black one.

Sincerely,

Bruce Leakin' Out