Showing posts with label Poo-etry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poo-etry. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Butt Pirate

Argghhh, I’m a pirate
I wear a patch on my butt
To keep out fudgelings

Ever heard of a fudgeling? Yeah, me either but it sounded like something that belonged in that particular haiku.

Monday, January 10, 2011

A Conversation

B: Anyone who adores cupcakes and cashmere together can't be mean...now there are some others..I just don't like.

Me: Like poop and heat?