Showing posts with label Toot Tidbit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toot Tidbit. Show all posts
Monday, August 8, 2011
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Crunches
Truly awesome way to get out the gas that is painfully stuck in your bawd...crunches and sit ups. It takes everything in my power not to blow something beautiful out when someone's spotting me during my butts and guts class.
Try it the next time gas is plaguing your delicate sensibilities.
Try it the next time gas is plaguing your delicate sensibilities.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Heavenly Underwear
...And no I'm not talking about Jesus panties. I'm talking about panties that keep the poots at bay. Glorious invention!
Monday, April 18, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Roundabout Poo
Dear Potty,
When I was younger I would sneak my boyfriend in my room at night. He would wake up early and leave before my parents woke up. One night I woke up and noticed my boyfriend climbing out of my window. I got up and watched him walk on the side of my house and disappear. 10 minute later he returned. That next day I went to the side of the house where he had disappeared to see what he had been doing and that's when I saw it...
Boxers and POO! Yes, he had taken a dump on the side of my house and then whiped his arse with his boxers! I had to remove the stinky evidence from the scene of the crime so that my parents wouldn't find out. (It would have been bad if he was caught sleeping in my room, but it would have been a GAZILLION times worse if they found out I was dating a weird poo dumper. No pun intended.)
I spoke to my boyfriend that evening and asked him if he had really been shatting on the side of my house. He looked at me like I was crazy and said yah like it was nothing. And no, I did not break up with him.
Sincerely,
Cousin
When I was younger I would sneak my boyfriend in my room at night. He would wake up early and leave before my parents woke up. One night I woke up and noticed my boyfriend climbing out of my window. I got up and watched him walk on the side of my house and disappear. 10 minute later he returned. That next day I went to the side of the house where he had disappeared to see what he had been doing and that's when I saw it...
Boxers and POO! Yes, he had taken a dump on the side of my house and then whiped his arse with his boxers! I had to remove the stinky evidence from the scene of the crime so that my parents wouldn't find out. (It would have been bad if he was caught sleeping in my room, but it would have been a GAZILLION times worse if they found out I was dating a weird poo dumper. No pun intended.)
I spoke to my boyfriend that evening and asked him if he had really been shatting on the side of my house. He looked at me like I was crazy and said yah like it was nothing. And no, I did not break up with him.
Sincerely,
Cousin
Monday, March 28, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
From My Mother...
I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas...
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Saturday, March 19, 2011
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