Dear Potty,
I just farted in front of my nemesis' cubicle at work. I feel vindicated! Totally recommend doing that if you're having issues with someone. It's not like they can go to HR or anything...
Thursday, May 19, 2011
#67
Dear Potty,
I was just in the bathroom and heard a woman making pooping sounds...quite different from the garden variety water runny stuff. It sounded like she was popping bubble wrap. You know, the stuff that comes in a shipment...well she got a shipment of last night's dinner LOL!
I was just in the bathroom and heard a woman making pooping sounds...quite different from the garden variety water runny stuff. It sounded like she was popping bubble wrap. You know, the stuff that comes in a shipment...well she got a shipment of last night's dinner LOL!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
#66
Dear Potty,
Wouldn't it be great if a woman walked into a public bathroom to change her tampon, sat down and then said, "Blood shall spill!"?
Or she sat down to pee and sang, "Let my peepee gooooooooo"?
I think if that were to happen I'd shat my pants.
Wouldn't it be great if a woman walked into a public bathroom to change her tampon, sat down and then said, "Blood shall spill!"?
Or she sat down to pee and sang, "Let my peepee gooooooooo"?
I think if that were to happen I'd shat my pants.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
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