Thursday, April 28, 2011

Easter

Easter time means Easter eggs. Easter eggs mean Easter egg eating. Easter egg eating equals Easter egg farts that will have one exclaiming, "The stink has risen!"

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Get in There!

Dear Potty,

I just heard a woman in the bathroom stall saying, "Get in there." I think she was talking to her tampon. :-(

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Source

Bread makes me gassy. That is all.

Heavenly Underwear

...And no I'm not talking about Jesus panties. I'm talking about panties that keep the poots at bay. Glorious invention!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Butt Band

Somehow I must have swallowed both a flute and a tuba, because my butt was seriously creating some symphonies up in the bafroom today!